Break A Wish

[Mrs Bennet]

The idea of this game is that you ruin the wish of the person above you. Then you post a wish to be ruined by the next person.

For example:
If I said "I wish I was an astronaut"
The next person could say "Granted, but you get lost in space and nobody ever finds you"

Ok, not the best example but you get the idea

All wishes start with "I wish" and to grant it, you have to say "Granted"

Be creative!!

I'll start with:

I wish I was a ballerina

[Mr Bennet]

Granted, but you can never find a pair of ballet shoes to fit.

I wish I was a cat.

[Mrs Bennet]

Granted but everyone is allergic to you

Forgot to post a wish

I wish that I was taller

[Mr Bennet]

Granted but now you're a 7ft giant.

I wish that my wine glass was full.

[Marianne Dashwood]

Granted but it is full of mud

I wish that I had long hair

[Cecilia Lane]

Granted but now you're Rapunzel stuck in a tower!

I wish that I had a pet.

[Samuel Blakemoor]

Granted but it dies

I wish that I had a massive feast

[Mr Bennet]

Granted, but everything you touch melts.

I wish that I had silence.

[Mrs Bennet]

Granted but everything will be silent forever

I wish that I could ride a unicycle

[Marianne Dashwood]

Granted but you can never get off.

I wish that I was a cat